I guess once again it's time for Jack to expose the evils of the Catholic Church. Now granted, any reasonable person would hold some skepticism about the nature of a monolithic institution that's millennial old. So Jack's going to have to find a way to make it as unreasonable as possible. I mean, if it isn't as off-the-wall batshit and unfounded as possible, he may be mistaken for one of those Da Vinci Code heathens. So let's take a look at conspiracies so absolutely arbitrary and convoluted, that nobody will accuse him of being a secular humanist.
