Saturday, September 1, 2012

Here Comes the Judge: Like Court on Sunday--No Appeal


Man, that judge looks like the kind of guy who your simple, mini-skirted single female lawyer has to work her marginally covered ass off win over. I mean, if he was the judge in "Miracle on 34th Street" Santa would be doing hard time, even though it wasn't a trial. It's the mustache, I think. Dudes like this with finely trimmed mustaches are inordinately proud of how trimmed their mustaches are.

What DID Lance do to Kyle? I mean, it's looks like he got some kind of Black Dahlia pain inflicted on him. I don't how, in the course of some struggle for a mysterious-looking effort, rather than brandish a piece, Lance wounded his victim in a manner befitting a Scottish gangster.
"Shut up!" His actions speak" "sadistic Scottish gangster", but his words speak "villain from home alone" sequel". Lady, Kyle isn't going to speak to you. That knife wasn't plunged into his diaphram.
Are we going to see who exactly hired Kyle? I mean, a private detective isn't "Batman without the cape", somebody has to hire you. And they're usually hired by people trying to discover cheating spouses or ways to get custody of their kids. If he's hired to, say, expose the judge's corruption, there are usually internal affairs groups for that. Or, in the private sector, a reporter.

Well, I wouldn't say "everything" went wrong. The dude's dead, that's kind of fait accompli. Now I know who the judge reminds me of! Mr Wilson, given authority and access to all his base desires.







Looks Conrad's just here to dole out some :I Told You So" sauce.






 Okay, so that evil cartel leader was able to sneak into the hospital room pretending to be a doctor? The guy looks more like the dude who causes industries (With bike chains!) than fixes them? And I mean, I'm not saying that someone with only one eye can never be a doctor, just that a guy with one eye who's also a doctor would probably be the talk of the hopsital. News crews would be interviewing him, he'd be getting pitched deals for Hallmark TV movies. I'm just saying, I know if you want something done right and all, but maybe if you're a six and a half foot cyclops, it wouldn't hurt to delegate undercover work. Or maybe you don't need to go undercover at all. I have a feeling he's so disliked, you could walk into his room and say "Bitches, leave. I'm gonna smother this chump with a pillow", and the people in the room would be "Okay". Because his servant seems to know the writing is on the wall for him. He probably knows the Judge is in danger, he could have called someone. He doesn't give a shit.

 Haha, I love how his 1st degree burns an
I think Judge Barnstead's soul was already kind of a sailed ship. He ordered people's deaths, and ruined lives and probably gave that reporter lady the worst sex of her life. I mean, I kind of don't give a damn, pardon the expression, that he's saved.