Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Still No Revival? Lowest Common Damnator



Ah, sequels. Sometimes they build up on the original. Sometimes they dissapoint. Sometimes they're pretty hollow cash-ins. ANd sometimes, sometimes they just exist because the makers of the original want to remind you, "Hey guys, still here. You remember? Like this? Remember?" This is one of those sequels. Better yet, it's a sequel to a story about something not happening. And this follow-up is about...that stuff still not happening. Gutsy move.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Univited: Queer as Folklore

 

We often fear what we don't understand. And that is a very, very good thing, because if we were meant to understand it, it would be written down in the King James Bible and that would be that. But the uncivillized corners of the world houses eerie, maelevolent sports that wish to undermine all that it is good in the world. Wish to undermine it in the butt. That's right, today we're going to be talking about homosexuals. The gay community constantly tells us it's not a choice.Well it isn't. It's actually the result of demonic possession. There is a choice to be found in such dire straits, however. Just correctly answer the yes-and-no-question of "Jesus".